Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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