ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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