Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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