Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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