no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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