have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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