I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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