Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I don't think brook has ever known best
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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