i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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