If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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