yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Randomize
