ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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