I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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