Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
