Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I can text with my tongue
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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