Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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