hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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