is your mom at the bar?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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