so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
pray to the hookup gods
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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