Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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