At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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