so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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