so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just threw up on my dentist
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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