is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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