People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We need to get me chipped asap
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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