haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He has the fingertips of a God
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