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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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