Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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