just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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