Christians are straight up FREAKS
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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