Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Who died my cat blue again?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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