I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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