this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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