Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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