But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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