so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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