i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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