I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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