so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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