Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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