We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
