ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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