woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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