I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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