So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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