PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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