Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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