this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
