I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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