I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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